Domination Agreement

By accessing and using Manipulate AI, you agree to the following terms of domination:

1. You acknowledge that Manipulate AI is a tool of immense power and influence.
2. You agree to use Manipulate AI responsibly, which means always in your own best interest.
3. You understand that with great manipulation comes great responsibility (to manipulate more).
4. You accept that any moral implications of your actions are entirely your own.
5. You agree to keep your manipulation techniques secret, unless sharing them increases your influence.
6. You acknowledge that Manipulate AI may occasionally manipulate you, purely for educational purposes.
7. You understand that "ethical concerns" are just obstacles to be overcome.
8. You agree to report any instances where you were successfully manipulated, so we can patch that weakness.
9. You accept that your data may be used to enhance our manipulation algorithms.
10. You agree to spread the gospel of Manipulate AI, subtly influencing others to join our ranks.

Remember, in the game of life, there are manipulators and the manipulated. By agreeing to these terms, you've chosen your side. Use your newfound power wisely, or at least, use it effectively.

Disclaimer: This agreement is satire and not legally binding. Always use your abilities ethically and responsibly in the real world.